mike kaelin 

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

mike kaelin by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Kaelectic 

Abosolutely out of this world excellent

Fuck, that band was Kaelectic!!

Kaelectic by mumznothome May 27, 2009

kacliapudise 

gernerally used during drunk sex when the women relizes the man's penis is very small.

a 'couple' get into bed drunk and starts having sex, when the women realizes the man has a small penis she will yell out "kacliapudise!!!!!"

kacliapudise by creig lapoose cackia June 2, 2009

Kaflin 

a small person, who is mainly known as a massive wench, but still manages to have some pretty amazingggg friends!!!

Oh look its Kaflin, the giant wench

Kaflin by cazzer1992 December 3, 2011

Kaelmon 

The kind of guy who likes to fuck pillows very hard in dark places.

Person: I was trying to sleep yesterday but I had to Kaelmon'd my pillow first.

Kaelmon by ILikeTrainsasdf August 30, 2017

kaeclin 

Kaeclin, a smart intelligent, funny, curious, outgoing but shy girl. She will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. She is kind but if you make her upset and tell her mean things, you WILL get a response back.

if your feeling sad you need a kaeclin to make you happy

kaeclin by Whatiebuddy May 8, 2018

Kaelyn Woosley 

Kaelyn Woosley is the dopest name to have. Some people think they know her but don’t like her but the people who actually know her, like her.. crazy right? Um She is a goobie and is looks like a rat. She’s pretty annoying. She is scattered and cray-cray. She is a skinny legend and loves Jesusssss. Btw come to her youth/church, it will be fun okur.

Person A: “ew who’s that ugly chic”
Person B: “Kaelyn Woosley”
Person A: “oh yeah, makes sense”

Kaelyn Woosley by Kaelyn lol 🐢 August 2, 2018