empty junk 

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

empty junk by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

Blood Junkie 

Started as a song by Lamb of God, used as to describe someone in the song "Contractor" by the same band. Someone who wants to see large amounts of blood spilled for their own reasons. it could be that they just want to see blood spilled, or it advances their own plans.

Warmongers are blood junkies.

Blood Junkie by PatchySanity April 2, 2010

The Junk Mans Itch 

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,

The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale

The Junk Mans Itch by ADONEALL February 10, 2013

Don't touch my junk 

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".

Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010

Don't touch my junk by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010

crunk in your junk 

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

crunk in your junk by Tory... May 4, 2005

Milk Junkie 

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

Milk Junkie by MACHone Inc. September 4, 2005

ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.

She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.

ass-sex-junkie by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003