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1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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Jon Walker

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
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A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.
I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty
by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022
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jon neezy

person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy
by daveyjames April 8, 2022
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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jon roton

mcnoalds ceo
wow that guy is jon roton,.,./
by not jon roton March 24, 2021
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Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.
Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon
by Dozey85 November 26, 2021
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