Jail

Jail is just a room

"Age is just a number"
"yeah,and JAIL is just a room

by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022

Disney Jail

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park

Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail

by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

Pixel Jailed

The state of being duped via art into joining a virtual harem.

I was innocently browsing Deviantart, and next thing you know I'd been pixel jailed!

by sylvivresavie December 7, 2020