jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

Jesus

Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger

Jesus is a big boy

by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
jesus_ruiz1249

jesus has a huge cock😱

by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021

Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

“Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020