iPhone XS Max

The perfect $1500 Instagram and Snapchat machine for your local iShill

Apple: The iPhone XS Max proves that anyone who thought a $1000 dollar phone is overboard is fucking retarded and should die in a hole. Our vision is simple: Make a phone so expensive that everyone will buy to show off that their phone is more important than a bentley

by Jen is best sh is warn September 28, 2018

iPhone Taxi Looser

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.

Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...

by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010

iphone 8 plus

the phone i’m typing on right now

girl: i have the iphone 13 pro max 512 gigabytes
me: i have the iphone 8 plus

by aqxa on yt April 13, 2022

rose gold iphone

Not every woman with a rose gold iPhone is a whore but every whore has a rose gold iPhone

I was on a date with this girl and then I saw she had a rose gold iPhone. Decided not to risk it and left prematurely.

by Jimbobjoewheredidyougo October 22, 2019

RIP Iphone SE

The passing of ones (CoCo's in particular) iphone SE.

"RIP CoCo's Iphone SE, she went through so much."
"RIP Iphone SE, she got thrown in water and even split in half but will forever remain in our memories."

by RipMyBaby June 13, 2018

iPhone 13 pro max

A pretty superior iPhone albeit repetitive but knowing apple this is no surprise

Hell, most people have got iPhone anyway so just pick this one

iPhone 13 pro max is truly a beautiful phone much better than whatever android/samsungs got going on tbh

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010