washed up

meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.

Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)

by ceeps October 15, 2003

Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.

Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!

by iamyourhero April 29, 2010

Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)

Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"

by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012

wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008

Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.

There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.

by GuupDeluxe1 December 16, 2008

Pigeon wash

A wash at the sink

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.

I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.

by Faytkiller September 23, 2014