Circus tent

What the COVID test sites look like.

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Tent

When s got gets a huge boner

David look at that ass and got a huge tent

by Hehe.micheal.jackson. August 29, 2019

Earthen tent

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024