Junk-a-stunk

Foul smelling male, or female genitals.

I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.

by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008

Junk dunk

In process of walking through steadily rising water until it gets the the point where a man is forced to submerge his crotch to continue further

The water was cold, but once I got the junk dunk out of the way it wasn't so bad

by BrandyT April 11, 2016

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

butt junk

to get cummed up the ass

i got BUTT JUNKED!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.

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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007