para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.
She went para-shopping.
by word act January 18, 2018
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 07, 2011
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wog shop

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.
Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?
by sipukka February 07, 2022
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bitches be shopping

another way of sayingoh well
“omg i just lost my expensive ring
“well bitches be shopping”
by peachredbull April 20, 2022
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shop daddy

one who can get any poon he wants
synonyms: shuggah daddy, and mackalacker
damn dat nigguh is one shop daddy. he gets all da woahmen.
by bdrugs February 06, 2009
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short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."
by Mr. Arkade March 03, 2014
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Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
by Darth Axxumus November 11, 2016
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