deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

Desert Pikee

One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo

I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's

by Rorshak July 4, 2011

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.

1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?

by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023

Resource Desert

A place that would have resources, since resources are abundant, if White People weren't hogging them all.

"East Aurora is a Resource Desert when it comes to mental health care, but Naperville has 200 therapists per square mile"

by Dr. Gudor July 16, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022