Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008

House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.

"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.

by Bobbius August 10, 2006

E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.

John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain

by JasonMraz August 01, 2012

take the pain

when you're eating something, but it's hot/very spicy, and potentially harmful to the person eating it, but it's so good that you eat it anyway, and vanquish said food.

"I grabbed it, and it was hot, but I eat it, and I take the pain!

by dmq888 July 02, 2010

Shoulder pain

Shoulder pain is a pain in your shoulders wich makes you very uncomfortable.
This pain can be very painful or can be just irritated.

''Hey can you pass me the salt my fucking shoulder is hurting again.''
''I can't go to the skate park today my shoulder hurt too fucking bad.''
''Im afraid you have shoulder pain.''

by shoulder pain sufferer October 24, 2019

Nipple pain

Pain in and around the nipple and areola, may be caused by punching the nipples, purple nurples, or playing with nipples. Very common.

Andy received a purple purple and he had nipple pain shortly after.

by Emkuda July 16, 2019

Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

by Painful fart September 22, 2017