Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.
Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020
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hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2
dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE
by porkhooker June 06, 2017
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Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 17, 2019
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nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.
Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.
by TattedJax October 25, 2013
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Discount hooker

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
by Toilette November 11, 2014
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hooker diesel

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"
by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017
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slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!
that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!
by Kels&Tiff April 09, 2008
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