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blood hammock

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'
by snapex February 25, 2010
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sammy hamon

A derogatory term for kids who aren’t as smart as others, often times people also call them stupid or dumb.
Tom is such a Sammy hamon because he always fails the tests in math
by Jackjeffersontommm January 14, 2019
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Leslie hammond

a super sexy hot cool dude who everybody loves and is often very smart and gets all the hoes be aware if a leslie attempts to finesse your girl consider her gone
"damn thats tuff Leslie Hammond tryna steal my girl i guess she is his now"
by Co0l M4n March 17, 2021
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banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
by matty matt matt January 12, 2007
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Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
by Boooooey November 6, 2011
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HAIMON

by yeah June 15, 2003
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suck my haemoglobin

it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.
person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*
by suckmyhaemoglobin January 20, 2014
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