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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.
Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!
by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020
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thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.
I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.
by Bunny22 March 20, 2024
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Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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Hamster slut

The idea of a person with profoundly big cheeks is also a huge slut
That william guy is a huge hamster slut
by Coomzzys May 28, 2016
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hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife
Ugh this hamster life of mine
by Basiccccccccc November 27, 2016
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