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This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.
by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024
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Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.
“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night
by Ella13 July 20, 2021
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hamster

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018
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saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious
by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011
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A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
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Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob
Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
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