Grunt

Combination of Grabbing and Cunt.

Reaching down and crudely grasping or clenching a girl's vagina with your hand.

Aaron deftly grunted Autumn's throbbing vagina as she walked out of the bathroom, her tampon wrapper balled up and ready for the trash.

by Skinwhip March 18, 2005

thirty odd foot of grunt

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.

Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?

by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 24, 2003

Gruntilda

Taking a shit and/or diarreah on a girls' head and then rubbing the excrement-covered cranium on the floor like a broom.

Yo I totally gave Dereks' mom a Guntilda last night.

Aw shit Norma wanted a Gruntilda soo bad, but i gave her a piledriver instead.

by dfreshhh October 24, 2008

gresticle

An infected testicle,usually associated with those infected with gangrene.

Because of his many encounters in Africa, Fred has developed two nasty gresticles

by Da Shizzle November 13, 2003

grunt

A combination of the word "grumpy" and the slang term "cunt". In other words "grumpy cunt."

Nah, I can't go to the dance, my mom's bein' a grunt.

by luap42 March 10, 2008

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

Gruntsquat

See also O.H.U.B. and underbob
The act of squatting down....underbobbing...the resulting orgasm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position....resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating orgasm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also F.O.G.S.

self explanatory. if you can't follow the directions, you shouldn't be jacking off. Go gruntsquat!

by geoski September 14, 2006