gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.

damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?

by sexybella555 January 22, 2019

long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.

My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.

by long gooch May 4, 2018

Skinny gooch

Something hitler had

Damn Nathan has a skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011

Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.

"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"

by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012

Gooch Nectar

The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.

That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.

by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011

Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.

Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"

by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023