burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Garden of Sheden

The female equivalent to a "man cave" (as popularized in the film "I Love You, Man"; a space/location in which females can socialize and/or spend time by themselves. It often has a specific decor.

With her decorated walls and impressive vinyl collection, Juno MacGuff retired to her Garden of Sheden to inform Leah the results of her three pregnancy tests, via Hamburger Phone.

by ArmyOfUnicorns December 13, 2009

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.

Quit garden gnoming and play fair!

by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016

Garden Fluff

Pussy hair

That girls garden fluff got in my mouth!

by 1love2parties August 6, 2009