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Frofiling

noun
1. The recording and analysis of a person's hairstyle, so as to assess or predict their mental state, drug abuse, or musical skill. There usually exists a direct correlation between size of fro and state of being, individuality, or for an extremely precise measurement, insane guitar skill.
2. To assist in identifying a particular subgroup of people or a person by the size of their 'fro'.
3. To proposition someone for an illegal drug solely based on the size of one's hair.
1. Guy 1: "Man, of course The Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, Jimi Hendrix, Rage Against the Machine, and MC5 rock, they all have guys with fros in them!"
Guy 2: "Dude, keep it down, that's frofiling..."

2. Girl 1: "So which one is he?!"
Girl 2: "The one with the gigantic jew fro!" *giggles*
Girl 1: "Oh, of course! Hurray for frofiling!"

3. Shady Guy: "Yo man, you want some weed?"
Guy with Fro: "No thanks...and that's fucking frofiling man"
by Backwards Anatomy September 5, 2009
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Fruffi

Fruffi is a state of mind where your 'reality' differs vastly from the common reality everyone else has agreed to and, despite evidence to the contrary, you still adamantly adhere to your point of view regardless of the consequences to yourself or others.
OMG! What does she think she is doing? She must be completely fruffi!
by inx13 February 10, 2010
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fruit loop salad

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.
holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010
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purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.
I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.
by Dave Newport May 3, 2007
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cocktail fruit

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"
by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015
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fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.
Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!
by Band President May 27, 2005
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