Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.

Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.

by Excited Bike February 1, 2021

Struggle Flexing

When two people talk about how hard their lives were and constantly trying to one up the other in how much of a struggle their life has been.

Yo I was listening to these two people struggle flexing on the bus ride home the other day.

by Philosophic2311 April 5, 2021

Auto-Flexing

Auto-flexing is when a heavily muscled person or animal's muscles flex on their own as they move.

Kara's muscular thighs made waves as she walked across the room and I couldn't help but admire them. I would define what they did as auto-flexing.

by Amelia Wysocki August 15, 2021

Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 3, 2022

Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Race Flexing

Using your race or ethnicity to try and appear superior to someone else of a different race even though you personally did not create the accomplishments or do not posses the abilities to do so.

Jonbob was race flexing when he mentioned that white people had better artwork, leaving the assumption that he could create better art, even though he is not an artist.

Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.

by Afenop June 23, 2024