Firetruck Pussy

Simply means a woman's pussy that looks like it was hit with a Firetruck.

Paris Hilton has the worst Firetruck Pussy I have ever seen! Her up skirt photos made one of my teeth fall out!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

firestarter

Song from Essex based euro-dance outfit The prodigy.


A movie starring Drew Barrymore as a young girl.


Someone who will resort to the most extreme violence and rash measures to cover up any bad deed or solve any problem.

I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

bmw fiesta

The new shape Mini, especially and including the new Mini Cooper S.

I was at a mini show, and was running a competition where you guess the number of ballons in the mini (old shape), the prize was a radio controlled model of a Brand New BMW Mini Cooper S. Bearing in mind that this was an old shape mini show, and all of these fans hate the new mini, several people made quite nasty comments, the nicest was "It's a BMW Fiesta!"

by Mr Sleeze (Cheese) July 13, 2006

First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.

Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.

by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010

first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.

K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.

by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010

FINESTONE

THE FINEST ONE OF A GROUP BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BRAG OPENLY.

THERE ARE MANY GUITARS BUT I HAVE THE FINESTONE.

by SYBASEBALL December 30, 2011

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK December 12, 2012