fanny shavings

The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch

Do you have any Baccy mate?

Yeah only fanny shavings

by twhitmee January 11, 2018

fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

FUNNY FANNY

FUNNY FANNY is equation where we can calculate 'the waste energy in sex'

Okay let's see how to calculate ,
FUNNY + FANNY
=(FU+FA)NNY
=(FU+FA)N^2Y
=F(U+A)N^2Y
=-FN^2Y(U+A)
here F=funtime In sex , U=male tounge length , A=area of fanny , N=how many time you stroke your dick into fanny , Y=length of your dick
Now we know , according to sexophyscis

∆sex=e^(FUNNY + FANNY)
=>∆sex=e^|-FN^2Y(U+A)|
∆sex means the waste energy in sex

Ryan:have you tried FUNNY FANNY ?
Niko: Yep ,last night I used that equation to calculate while having sex with my aunt .

by Crazy-Black-Ghost March 1, 2019

fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep

Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy

by Girl with a vagina July 26, 2017

Fanny Brice

The first FEMALE Jewish comedian.

A: Hey have you seen 'Funny Girl'?
B: Nope. What's it about?
A: Fanny Brice

by theatregeek March 20, 2011

fanny frills

getting stupidly excited over little things

omg its snowing im gonna have fanny frills over it

by missff January 22, 2013

Fanny fog

The reasoning behind fucking an ugly man due to severe hornyness

Would never have fucked him but had a severe case of Fanny fog

by Col84 May 3, 2019