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fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep
Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy
by Girl with a vagina July 26, 2017
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fanny tyre

The roll of fat which hangs in front of the crotch, usually seen tucked into trousers/pants.
Look at the fanny tyre on her!!
by LaserNinja1 September 29, 2019
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FUNNY FANNY

FUNNY FANNY is equation where we can calculate 'the waste energy in sex'

Okay let's see how to calculate ,
FUNNY + FANNY
=(FU+FA)NNY
=(FU+FA)N^2Y
=F(U+A)N^2Y
=-FN^2Y(U+A)
here F=funtime In sex , U=male tounge length , A=area of fanny , N=how many time you stroke your dick into fanny , Y=length of your dick
Now we know , according to sexophyscis

∆sex=e^(FUNNY + FANNY)
=>∆sex=e^|-FN^2Y(U+A)|
∆sex means the waste energy in sex
Ryan:have you tried FUNNY FANNY ?
Niko: Yep ,last night I used that equation to calculate while having sex with my aunt .
by Crazy-Black-Ghost March 1, 2019
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Fanny Granny

(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.

2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.

3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019
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fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.
please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.
by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
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Fanny-Enzo

She's one of a kind, and very useful if you want to build a house in the trees or just chill in a farm. She also is very funny. Somehow.
I love fanny-Enzo, plus her name is really funny
by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019
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chewbacca fanny

when a bird has a really hairy fanny
"jesus she has a whopper chewbacca fanny" "ye bro its like petting a dog"
by rona russell March 7, 2017
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