experience

The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023
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Experience

The ability to instantly recognize a mistake when you make it again.
No not this experience again!
by partywithrob January 22, 2022
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A Science Experiment

An act which commonly involves a steam locomotive, a DeLorean DMC 12, and a cliff.
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a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.
“Is this a holdup?”

It’s a science experiment!”
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classic female experience

never being able to cum
"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
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verbal experiment

1) the attempt to say something new or exciting and then screwing it up, causing other people to laugh, sneer, clown, or insult the speaker.
God, I love it when Presidents, politicans, pop stars and other celebrities attempt verbal experiments. I gives all of us a new reason to mock them.
by Ethereal Mercenary October 25, 2010
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pizza factory experience

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”
by Raxannnnnnne February 23, 2024
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