allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018

Exception that proves the rule

A desperation tactic used in an argument or debate whereby proof of the speaker's wrongness is somehow held up by the speaker as proof of his rightness.

Manny: I utterly hate homosexuals. They are an affront to God and man. Except for Rick Astley. I could go down on THAT guy all night! I'd same-sex marry him in a heartbeat.

Moe: I thought you said you hated homosexuals?

Manny: Well, he's the exception that proves the rule.

by Rev. Nørb June 17, 2010

Election Twitter

A segment of Twitter users who analyze, discuss, and debate elections and politics in the United States and around the world.

Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)

Election Twitter went crazy after last nights election results.

by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022

erection

The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris.

He got an erection after thinking about his dog

by beliwell February 6, 2003

res-erection

when you have an erection, it dies, then it comes back

i had a res-erection when i was talking with (girl name) today

by i_am_batman February 13, 2014