do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

even tollefsen

In the norwigan story even tollefsen is usally a cowerd he is affriad of everything however he is a romantic. he spends his hole life chasing afther the love of his life Herman and Live. Even tollefsen has one of the first transgenger/gay persons in norway. to call someone a Even tollefsen mean gay or transgenger. to call a even tollefsen er not a bad word in norwigan howeverit can be a innsult to be called it if you are a dude

today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.

Even tollefsen was gay and transgen

what would even tollefsen would do

by haitann123 August 26, 2019

Even

Even is a name for Norwegian boys who is so handsome that all girls wants him. He has perfect body and smells like a king. All girls wants him even old ladies. Other boys grow jealous of him once they see him.

I am a Even, why aren't you?. Look at That Even he is so cool and sexy.

by Jens nordegren January 10, 2018

Evens

Beautiful guy with beautiful eye.He is really intelligent and really understandable a boy who have a good smile to...

Evens is a exemple for a good life.

by Top defintion. February 3, 2020

don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020