Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

robotic engineer

its a person who build or program things to do stuff humans cant do

a robotic engineer made a robot

by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016

engine 69

Rape train.

George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

Burger Engineer

A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.

The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

double-engine

v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.

Sam always tried to double-engine Sally due to her enormous boobs.

by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014

lambo no engine

A female individual that has a huge pair of knockers but is a little bit on the bigger side. Aka…fat. Lambo no engine means might look good but that’s the only positive. Can’t drive a lambo without an engine.

“Dang bro look at the rack on her.”
“Lambo no engine tho.”

by Don Trean April 7, 2023