Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 9, 2008

Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 23, 2022

[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020

Ego

V. To ignore on purpose, usually causing aura loss especially in front of the huzz

John: Amy do you have plans this weekend?
Amy: *Doesn't respond*
Jack: You just got egoed dude

by BertrudeYT February 18, 2025

Egoing

Moreso a juvinile word when someone you are cool with or just admire, does something intentionallly, or unintentionally, to steal some of your ego

"Yo whats up David"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"

by Yackobob September 29, 2025

ego gooning

Gooning to oneself, ones self image, or something of ones character.

Bro I'm mad ego gooning atm I went crazy over how fire I am bro im such a long atm

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Ego

An excuse for you to be dismissive.

Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024