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Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
by NewJaeger March 1, 2015
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Shower Effect

While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up
by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007
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The Playground Effect

When you were a little kid and you wanted to play on one of the elements of a public playground however some other kid was already using it. Therefore in order to drive the other child off of that component of the playground without outwardly saying something, you would stand there next to them and wait until they felt awkward enough to leave. After they left you could enjoy that slide or swing until someone else came along and decided to playground effect you!
We noticed that both volleyball courts were occupied, so we decided to use the playground effect so that the occupants would eventually stray away.
by Andy Chalor April 21, 2020
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The Oki Effect

When waiting for something, asking about when it'll be done or finished, only increases the amount of time you must wait for it.
While asking about the playtest, the players were unaware they were making The Oki Effect creep forward slowly.
by Ch00gie April 14, 2022
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Sockturnal Effect

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.
A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
by Ajriceman March 13, 2010
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kia effect

When everything in your life becomes 10x better.
ay yo whys he always happy? kia effect??
by rickywitabooty November 25, 2021
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The Grian Effect

The Grian Effect (Also known as the Grian Vision Controversy of 2023) is a phenomenon that occurs when a person becomes a grian fan. Grian causes people to lose their ability to see clearly. A known theme theme with this effect is that “Grian causes vision issues”.
Person A: Have you been a victim of The Grian Effect?

Person B: Yes! I used to have 20/20 vision, but ever since I became a Grian fan, I had to start wearing glasses!

Person A: Wow mate, The Grian Effect really is a crazy phenomenon.
by Mikabox August 6, 2023
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