Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)

for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit

by Foronzo December 27, 2017

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 6, 2019

dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016

dutch bubblegum

after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum

man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire

by dutch bubblegum October 11, 2019

Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014