dick dumpling

feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling.

dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling.

man: oo shit dude thats crazy.

by stonerjoe69 June 13, 2009

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Rickshaw Dumpling

It's when you remove the "matress" from your futon, trap a midget under the base, and then shit between the slats into the eyes of the trapped midget.

Dude, I brought home this hottie midget from the bar and I totally laid down the Rickshaw Dumpling!

by PapiSanchez212 September 12, 2010

Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2012

Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest

Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

by Team Nave October 21, 2011

dumpling darrel

he is ok but he is not s good as thicc Theodore

oh he is ok like dumpling darrel

by thicc theodore March 24, 2019

fugly dumpling

noun. Someone who is excessively ugly; one who has surpassed the limit of being fuck ugly; someone who is ugly to the point they are actually slightly cute, such as the small dog-like creature from the movie evolution.
Fugly dumplings can often times be misconstrued as being fat people, possibly due to its similar sound to the word plump. granted some fat people are fugly dumplings, but obese is not a synonym for fuck ugly.

That there skank-vagina gave the man a blumpkin, AFTER she received an alaskan flaming dragon. and what a fugly dumpling, but they're both nasty if you ask me.

Hulk Hogan is a fugly dumpling.

Never before had i seen a fugly dumpling of such magnitude.

by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010