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Dracoturtles

Vicious imaginary beasts, 2 meter high (about 6 feet) and 5 meters long (not including the tail) fire-breathing turtles, with a long spiked dragon tail which they uses to whip and pierce their victims with. Another one of their evolutionary gifts are very powerful triangular jaws, that end with a point, with which great pressure could be applied on a single point of something unfortunate enough to be caught in between them.

Dracoturtles existed up to the middle ages, secluded in caves, usually near volcanos, everflowing rivers of lava, or other hot places. When knights came to slay them, they used their immensely powerful jaws like a can opener, to open the armour of the knight.

At winter when there were less knights,
they had to resort to kidnapping princesses so valiant knights would come and rescue them.

With the passing of the middle ages and the introduction of gunpowder to the world, they were extinct, together with their more deadly brothers - the dragons.

Turtles, however, were not considered dangerous by the humans and so were not slain... But they are... and one day... expect the turtles to exact revenge upon the foolish humans who killed their brothers.

The imaginary beasts are used in no book, in no movie, by no person... but they should.

Also see: Shlomo the Camel
Examples of not-so-famous Dracoturtles: Randolf the Mighty, Squary the Square-jawed...
by Yaly Sela August 30, 2005
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Dragon Faced

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!
I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.
by WVU48 September 19, 2012
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Dragon horsie

A phrase that Bernard Brysha refers to games that students play in his class
John (playing a game of Tetris)- Brysha says "Get off Dragon horsie!!"
by MrPenisMan22 August 24, 2017
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dracoswhitebussy

dracoswhitebussy is a fantastic writer and novelist. Their most popular work is “His Mudblood”, on Wattpad. It is a prime example of modern art and should be known internationally. The writing, the characters, the drama, the pacing, the descriptions and choice of words. All perfect, a breathtaking novel. Everyone should experience reading His Mudblood at least once in their lifetime. dracoswhitebussy is the Leonardo DaVinci of our era, and shall be known for many centuries.
-Have you heard of dracoswhitebussy?
-Omg YES! They are my favorite writer of all time!
by yassifiedtexier February 5, 2022
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cholo dragon

while in water dunking someones head to the very bottom until they die, or come very close to it.
"I heard she died in the water, do you know what happened?"

"I heard Carlos cholo dragoned her to death."
by jon clodfelter January 27, 2009
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Dirty dragonball-z

The 'dirty dragonball-z' is when you, right before cumming, yell out

1. "This isn't even my final form"
Proceeding to yell at the top of your lungs, trying to achieve a higher power level.
2. "EART GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH"
Slam, as hard as you can, your finger (or more, depending on looseness) up your ass, and smear whatever 'energy' comes out, on your dragonballs.
2. cum in her, and force her around
3. teabag her (of course trying to aim for the upperlip for the sake of the origins definition.
ill give you an example of the dirty dragonball-z at my place
by SorentoSorento January 15, 2013
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Komodo Dragon

A FUCKING HUGE ASS LIZARD
That has deadly Saliva
Dude look it's a Komodo Dragon
GET THAT SHHHEEEIT AWAY FROM ME BOI
by GigaNegro September 5, 2016
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