Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023

Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

Watermelon doughnut

weird unusual.

Used to call something weird

sc-Walkrrryan

Boy 1 : Look at that boy he’s so weird.
Boy 2 : Yes, he’s a watermelon doughnut

by sc-walkrrryan March 14, 2019

Glazed Doughnut Hole

When a full term pregnant woman is getting fucked missionary and the guy plasters his load all over the summit of her bulging pregnant belly, subsequently by the force of nature the white hot goo flows down the sides of the ''doughnut hole" thus creating the glazed doughnut hole, available in many flavors including, chocolate, oriental, white chocolate, and spicy.

Dude i tell you, Hailey is a filthy animal. She let me make her a glazed doughnut hole last nigh. The she scraped the glaze off of her belly and ate it.

by Jkrider4x4 January 20, 2024

Doughnut Pussy

Rough and toasty on the outside, hot & fluffy on the inside.

You bro Tanisha got that doughnut pussy ayyy!!

by Vdrivnpinedv April 5, 2019

Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.

Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021