shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

up the dodge

Pregnant

I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!

by Puddle75 January 21, 2018

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019