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Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023
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Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
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I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""
I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Censor Dodge

A common word used to describe bypassing blocks using open source proxy servers.
Person 1: My school keeps blocking games websites. You know how I can censor dodge it?
Person 2: Yeah they're all over the web. Just google "Censor Dodge" and go use a couple of proxy sites.
by GT100 February 6, 2017
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Dodge Mason

a very attractive man, like jesus fucking christ, no words can discribe how hot that man is.
person A: have you seen episode 6 of panic yet?
personB: yeah dude, *dodge mason* could hit it if he wanted to tbh
by Alastair2828 May 3, 2022
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