500 teeth dinosaur

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus

Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.

by Gradd November 29, 2022

tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Walked the fucking dinosaur

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.

"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."

by Dmacattack93 August 21, 2011

Bingus ass dinosaur

Gai he do be prety gae

Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"

by Zecnode November 16, 2020

dinosaur (ke$ha)

a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men

dinosaur (ke$ha)

WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"

then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.

by you need a catscan! September 9, 2010

Thunder Thigh Dinosaur

An old, fat woman.

Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.

by Cryscuffs March 12, 2011

three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016