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Barney the purple dinosaur 

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.
That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

licking the dinosaur 

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.
Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

tiny plastic dinosaur 

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.
Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate 

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

500 teeth dinosaur 

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
500 teeth dinosaur by Gradd November 29, 2022

Walked the fucking dinosaur 

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."