ring ding

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

by suckers December 11, 2003

King Ding

Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz

Err Wat De Fak I Luv CuSo

by dOdge. March 23, 2005

Chicken Ding!

When subject a places two prime chciken fillets in the microwave for 30 seconds then proceeds to place these in a letterbox and relieve themselves between them.

Adam: Iv hear your in the bad books with the wife does that mean your having a Chicken Ding! for supper

Paul: Yes infact I have just put a couple of fillets in the microwave.....(microwave goes ding) got to go there ready.

by Mr Adam Parry March 13, 2008

Ding Dang

A game played like hacky sack but with paddles, badminton rackets, and a ping pong ball.

You get a "Ding" sound out of the paddle, and a "Dang" sound of of the rackets.

Yous guyses wants to go plays some DING DANG?

by Dustin W Danley August 1, 2008

spal ding

In reference to when someone with the last name spalding has a large sex organ.

Man Scott
spal has a big ding! Spal ding is short for spalding, the last name of my man Scottie Spalding. Fuck Ewings Sarcoma!

by Adam Stefanik April 6, 2008

wing ding

an awesome free concert held in rockford, IL in july or around that time sponsored by the local rock radio station with kick ass bands

"dude breaking benjamin, smile empty soul, and cold fuckin rocked out at wing ding!"

by blind October 13, 2004

Wing Ding

Someone who smokes dope and fucks all the hoes

Wes is such a wing ding!

by Yungdaggerdicc February 1, 2017