demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell

Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.

by masta dragon red March 8, 2010

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021

JV Demon

Will May, JV MPV

Wow, he is a real JV Demon, he has real drip over skill, just like the Will May.

by graceberry567 December 6, 2022

sauce demon

Someone who has so much sauce that they are possessed.

Everything they do is overflowing with sauce.

Friend 1: Bro that guy has so much sauce
Friend 2: Don’t even joke man, he’s a sauce demon.

by mxtpo September 19, 2018

Steamin' Demon

The act of removing one's member mid, or post-coitus, while enduring sub-zero conditions; thus creating a steaming effect.

While Roger and his woman were getting it on in the snowbank last night she came face-to-face with the steamin' demon.

by anonymous4567895 March 6, 2013