An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
Doesn't Exist
by Urban TDog February 07, 2023
the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
by itsLunaire October 16, 2024
when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.
by anton blavatsky February 26, 2021
My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship
by A crappy Alienware PC July 18, 2024
Cruising is the state in which an individual or group can cover the most distance with the least energy while moving.
It can also be used to describe the feeling of flow that goes along with being up and running on a project and totally unblocked.
It comes from the idea of an airplane being at "cruising altitude" -- the airplane doesn't have to re-spend the energy requisite to take off anymore once it has reached cruising altitude
It is also similar to the experience of sailing, when the wind has fully filled the sail and the vector of the boat's motion is consistent and direct.
It can also be used to describe the feeling of flow that goes along with being up and running on a project and totally unblocked.
It comes from the idea of an airplane being at "cruising altitude" -- the airplane doesn't have to re-spend the energy requisite to take off anymore once it has reached cruising altitude
It is also similar to the experience of sailing, when the wind has fully filled the sail and the vector of the boat's motion is consistent and direct.
by the dfiner of mis-dfind wrds September 18, 2022
Yeahhh, I haven't been cruising as hard recently, what with the steep-as-dick gas prices and the drop in temperature. Oooh, which reminds me - I have to order some new scarves.
by brikk12367 September 25, 2022