crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017

Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

Crispy bottom

When you cum on your girls butt and you let it dry

Bowie I gave my girlfriend crispy Bottom last night

by Doggiepoopbag December 2, 2018

crispy

the new word for 'lit'

"omg that party was so CRISPY"

by itscrispy July 28, 2017

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019