Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.

Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.

by KnightMare. July 25, 2018

Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

Crispy

If something is cool it's crispy

Person 1 :Hey vro that's a crispy douche flute

Person 2 : Thanks vro

by lil degenerate April 21, 2017

Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.

You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.

by BASS333 April 12, 2021

Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.

Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.

by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018

crispy

Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.

Dude that girl is sooo crispy!!

by On-Chon July 14, 2024