pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.

Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...

by Loafasynia May 11, 2016

Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

count olaf

The modern corporation if it was a person.

count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025

Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

High T Count

A real man who shows a high amount of muscular characteristics.

A man does 100 pushups without stopping. "He must have a high T Count."

by Testosteronee February 26, 2025