cop a buff

1.To get head
2.Get your dicked sucked
3.Put your cock in a girls mouth and deep throat the shit out of her

After i cop a buff from a dominican bitch i jizzed in her eye

by Dillon Sedagatpour June 11, 2006

"cop clot"

When you are driving and you encounter a police vehicle cruising slowly, under the speed limit, and no one has the guts to pass him/her -- thus everyone slows down, won't go ahead, and a "clot" of cars is created by the cop.

"I was driving home today but got caught up in a "cop clot" that slowed me down."

by AGDrew September 29, 2008

cop cakes

Doughnuts

them policemen sure like those Cop Cakes

by kidders1 June 8, 2014

cop a square

To procure a hit of blotter acid. Like bumming a smoke, but with LSD.

Wow, that looks like some heavy duty. Can I cop a square?

by ricky15f May 6, 2008

copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

Hobo Cop

Homeless person on a righteous mission to help someone in trouble.

That homeless guy totally put those idiots in their place, like a Hobo Cop!

by Bobblehat January 17, 2015

Cop biscuit

When you get railed in the ass by a cop while hitting mach 7 in the police cruiser.

I got pulled over for failing to signal. Instead of a ticket, the Officer gave me a cop biscuit!

by Saskatchewan Steve June 19, 2017