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Commerce Digest

The Commerce Digest is a revolutionary source of business news that seeks to transform the way people consume information. Are you tired of dull and uninteresting news articles that make you fall asleep faster than a lullaby? Look no further because the Commerce Digest is here to revolutionize the way you experience business news.

With a team of expert writers and analysts, the Commerce Digest delivers the most engaging and entertaining news stories from around the world. From the latest initial public offerings (IPOs) to the biggest corporate scandals, our team covers it all.

But what sets us apart from the rest is our unique approach to news delivery. We infuse humor into our articles, making even the most complicated business news relatable, digestible, and entertaining. Imagine yourself sipping on a martini while lounging on a yacht in the Caribbean, and instead of opening another mundane article, you open up Commerce Digest, and suddenly you're hit with a wave of excitement and intrigue.

In conclusion, the Commerce Digest is the ultimate source for all things business, providing you with the juiciest and most informative news stories, delivered with a dash of humor to keep you entertained and engaged. Say goodbye to boring and stuffy business news and hello to a new era of exciting and informative news delivery with the Commerce Digest.
The Commerce Digest is a source of business news that delivers engaging and entertaining stories with a touch of humor to revolutionize the way people consume information.
by Hype Jengis April 13, 2023
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Riley Comerford lips

Lips that are so fucking huge that you could catch them on a trip wire. When the lips come together it is like two planets coming together - could potentially cause an eclipse. Making out with someone who has Riley lips is very sloppy and it is impossible to latch on to the whole lip at one time.
"Damn, those are some Riley Comerford lips"
by bigthiccboi-69 October 7, 2017
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user-generated commerce

the monetization of web 2.0/user-generated content, whereby online users contribute their content to the internet as a form of personal ecommerce. first invented by cafepress in 1999.

synonym: cafepress - as a verb.
Jan's "Forget about Jesus - What would *I do?" just made her enough money for a house payment, thus proving that user-generated commerce is a good way to make ends meet.
by buzzcowboy June 9, 2008
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cobber

n. Former Australian greeting/address which no self-respecting Aussie has used for at least 40 years!
"You can pick a Yank tourist in Oz 'coz they'll say 'cobber' when they come up to you."
by Mystikan December 30, 2003
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colbert

noun: A sandwich made from two Pringles chips and a creamy Reddi Whip center. It is good snack for a little 'pick-me-up'. To make a colbert you will need two Pringles chips (preferably orignal, but any flavor will do) and a can of Reddi Whip whipped cream. Simply take one chip, spray a thick layer of whipped cream onto the chip and then place the second chip on top. The colbert's creator highly endorses the tasty sandwich saying, "There is nothing wrong with that."
"That colbert really stays with ya."
by AKAReject March 31, 2010
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camberly

Camberly is a special kind of girl is very goofy and kind but can be very mean and cold hearted
She is so camberly
by Powerpunch15 September 28, 2017
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ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
by almightynino July 25, 2016
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