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Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.
"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
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Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.
Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.
by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022
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closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.
Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig
by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018
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closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.
Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.
by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023
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