Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"
Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
Get the closet fuckingmug. by extended broom handle June 18, 2020
Get the Hoe Closetmug. (On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
Get the closet likermug. by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018
Get the closet pigmug. Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018
Get the drugs' closetmug. by National Zanthom October 9, 2014
Get the Potato in the closetmug.