closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.

Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig

by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018

Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.

"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"

by Jut36 October 29, 2009

Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014