Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 02, 2018

Jax Clay

Tiny short

Bro did you see him he's tiny.
Yea he's really a Jax Clay

by Bings July 29, 2023

clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021

clay taylor

A hot guy and all the girls want to suck him dry

You are such a clay taylor

by pussy slayer 445 December 07, 2017

Clay co.

Mining dirt looking for clay, Getting dirt thrown in your eyes, No payment.
Welcome to the clay wars.

Clock co. is better than Clay co.

by Goomba420 March 29, 2023

clai

A kid with a massive thigh slapping horse cock.

Damn look at Clai that shits huge

by Cmk7 June 07, 2020