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Classic Ron

Think of something impossibly stupid, something you couldn't imagine a normal person being dumb enough to do. Then imagine Ron attempting that feat, only to fail epicly or not even give it a try. This is 2013... fax machines have been around for over 30 years, this isn't rocket surgery. If you have a question, just ask google... it won't get pissed at you for being an idiot.
Ron: " Hey, how do you insert a picture in this email"
Me: "It's that button on your email that says insert picture"
Ron: "Huh?"
Me: "This is f*ckin hopeless"
Adam: "That's Classic Ron for ya"
by Ezekiel Knightwagon June 28, 2013
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Classic not Classy

Something that's not classy,but is very classic,as in something worth remembering.
The time the couple spent on the beach was Classic not Classy
by TheRandomRokkerPpls January 16, 2009
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Classic Reggie

A verbal acknowledgement of a foolish action of someone other than oneself. Situations deserving this acknowledgement range from one unintentionally stepping in dog shit, intentionally stepping in dog shit, being made your girlfriend's bitch, sleeping with a tranny, etc.
Pat: Dude, did you hear that Matt got donkey punched by his girlfriend the other night?

Jake: Dude, that means he was receiving. What the fuck?!

Pat: I just thought you'd like to know.

Jake: Classic Reggie. Wait a minute, how do you know this?

Pat: ...
by A-Bag 777 July 29, 2012
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Classic Paul

Getting drunk and making plans with guys.
Yo, you totally pulled a classic Paul last night .
by 2tmatt July 23, 2019
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ipod classic

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.
Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!
by Inforclinks June 26, 2014
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Cult Classic

A movie that is weird as fuck.
by Savvy O. January 26, 2009
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Classical Music

Modern pop culture does not hate it because its "boring", they hate the people who listen to it because it makes themselves feel "smart" and "deep".

Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".

For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.

Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan May 9, 2006
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