The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
Get the two pennies and a half smoked cigarette mug.A cold can/bottle of soda (typically Diet Coke) that people drink as part of a break, similar to a cigarette.
by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025
Get the Fridge cigarette mug.The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own
by Mechilcho November 30, 2023
Get the Sharing a cigarette mug.The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
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by H@ckerman August 15, 2022
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